The $40.5 million pill
Interested in a brand new diet pill that combines two things you love? Why not try Qnexa – it combines the alcohol-repelling power of topiramate with the death-inducing capabilities of phentermine. By taking this pill, you will be able to sue the maker Vivus for $40.5 million, because Johnson & Johnson just paid $81 million to settle charges based on their topiramate drug. Can’t pronounce it? No problem! Another unpronounceable word (FDA) just banned it from sale! No purchase necessary.