The 15 Most Worst/Most Annoying Actors of All Time
I write this post because it needs to be written. Everyone thinks these thoughts. Really though, I need to do this to point out how much these people bother me. So this is to you Mr. Horribleactor guy. This is to those who are utterly annoying to the point of disgust. These are the people that should have been in The Last Airbender. They aren’t remotely deserving of being in movies, or near movies. When you see their name on the posters or in the credits, you just know, deep, deep within you that the movie will be horrible. To be fair, I’ll do this in no particular order, or maybe that’s just because they’re all equally horrible. Also, just keep in mind I’m considering people who have been in a decent amount of movies, and well known movies, therefore, 2 of the worlds most annoying people Andy Dick and Kathy Griffin won’t be included. Read on for my list:
Keanu Reeves –
Really, not much needs to be said here. Keanu Reeves is literally the weakest link in every movie he’s ever been in. Granted, he’s been in a couple good films (The Matrix and Hardball), but let’s be honest… wtf
Ben Affleck– This guy is just a terrible actor. I can’t stand him, he’s dry and unlikeable even in roles where he’s MEANT to be a likable character. He’s in one of the worst movies of all time: Gigli. He was a horrible superhero in Daredevil. He was easily the worst character in Mallrats. He seems really dumb, and lives off the coattails of good friend Matt Damon. I can’t stand Ben Affleck, most people can’t either.
Tara Reid– The once slightly attractive, normal person was always a terrible actress. She managed though, to become a progressively worse actress while becoming horribly slutty and disgustingly annoying. Every time I see her I’m frightened by her appearance and overall grossness. She has never even been in a good movie.
This guy has been in only bad movies. He’s not charismatic, has next to no screen presence and most girls think he’s cute. Let him be a model then, get the eff off the big screen. And look at the stupid clothes he’s wearing here.. wtf is that. Is that a style?
This one time, I had normal hair in a movie, oh wait, NVM
Nicholas Cage –
This one is just too fun for me. I’ll start this way. Nicholas Cage is NOT a horrible actor. In fact, on numerous occasions he may have been mildly entertaining. So WHY is he on this list? Well, it’s because I find him to be annoying as all hell. First of all, his hair has literally NEVER been normal in a movie. The world is well aware of this, see in The Family Man, the director made a concerted effort to crop Nicolas Cage’s hair out as often as possible. That’s only the start of it though. He seems to believe that he is some sort of action star, and quite honestly I’d rather watch a movie with Carrot Top as the hero than Nicholas Cage. This last fact though is what annoys me the most about him. See, he’s a ginormous Superman fan, and that’s fine, even Seinfeld is a huge Superman fan and he’s annoying as hell. BUT it doesn’t end there for this guy, NO, his ass wants to play Superman in a movie. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? First of all, he looks NOTHING like Superman, second Superman has normal hair, not that Eagle nest thing he has going on up there, and third WTF? You know, the worst part of it all is that it doesn’t end there, THE MAN NAMED HIS SON KAL-EL for those of you who are unaware, Kal-El is Superman’s real name. At least he successfully created a horrible life for his child. A child destined to be made fun of for his name, his hairstyle and mostly because his father is Nicholas Cage.
He was in 3 of the worst Movies of all time. You guessed it, Star Wars Episodes I, II, III. That’s reason enough for him to be on this list. I’m going to go ahead and point out his weird eye though, just for good measure.
Mark Wahlberg is annoying. Oh yea, he’s also a bad actor. He’s essentially the weakest link in any movie he’s in, unless he’s in a movie with one of the above listed actors. He should remain away from acting really, because that is the only problem I have with him. Remember when Scar told Simba to leave and never return. What he actually meant was: Go away Marky Mark. Oh yea and the cackling laugh of the Hyenas was for being in one of the worst movies ever made: The Happening.
Michael Cera –
Poor Michael Cera, he’s just a nerd after all, maybe I shouldn’t pick on him. FUCK THAT. He’s played the same character in every movie he’s ever been in. I will bash him less than everyone else though because he was in Superbad, and that, that’s just awesome.
I swear Mary Jane was SUPPOSED to be hot. Guess Sam Raimi missed that memo when he cast her in Spider-Man. Honestly if she even attempted to act with some personality maybe I wouldn’t be bored to tears when watching her act, in anything, ever. She’s been in a couple good movies (Eternal Sunshine and Spiderman I), seemingly by luck alone.
You know, it’ll be hard for me to justify putting Paul Walker on this list. I mean, he was in Fast and the Furious which I suppose some people thought was alright. He seems like an alright guy really, and he’s not even annoying, hell, he even has a bit of screen presence. Oh wait… Every time I see his name in the cast I realize that the movie will be bad… Also, 90% of the movies he’s been in have basically been Fast and the Furious movies.
I honestly debated writing nothing here and just putting her picture up. That would have been ideal really. Being an asshole though, has allowed me to be cruel and write something here.
Drew Barrymore, good God. First of all, you are a bad actress. Second of all, I can’t stand your voice. Third, you dated TOM GREEN. That’s DISGUSTING. You fail. I am annoyed by your presence.
He had a bit part in one Awesome movie (Tropic Thunder) and that is pretty much the only worthwhile thing he has done in his career. He’s one of those people, that as soon as you see his name in the cast, you are absolutely prepared for the movie to suck. At least he has his doofy, surfer boy personality to keep him going.
This guy is probably the person that annoys me the most. I mean let’s start with his fucking eyes. What did he do to them? They used to be open, and what? One day he woke up and they were Asian?
He makes no sense to me. He’s supposedly some kind of martial artist, and he literally plays one in EVERY single movie he’s in. Has ANYONE ever seen a martial artist with the same body type as his? Can he even lift his leg more than one foot off the ground? Bruce Lee would be ashamed of you.
Is there anyone who is more of an ‘annoying person’ than David Spade? It seems like he is always just hanging around. He’s been in so many damn sitcoms, all of which are barely watchable, his voice is annoying and he’s a terrible, terrible actor. He’s literally only famous because he was friends with the most epic human being ever, Chris Farley. And David Spade isn’t last on my list because he’s the most annoying person on the list, or the worst actor, it’s just because he belongs last.