Why do people hate NJ if Connecticut exists?
This just needs to be addressed. Connecticut is the worst state. It just plain sucks. The painful truth of it all, is that Conn. is just nothing, it’s horribly mediocre. As I was driving to Boston this weekend (a great city, not quite as awesome as NYC though), I made a short stop in CT to grab some gas and food, and really, I never thought much of the state until I was there most recently. CT is in fact the worst place I’ve ever visited, I hate it. First, and the most annoying, is that 90% of CT is made up of traffic. Literally every highway surrounding CT is just jam packed with traffic and there’s no way around it. You might be asking yourself why this state has so much traffic, and to be quite honest, not even Jesus himself could answer that for you. It might just be masses of CT population leaving the state each day because it sucks so bad.
ANYWAYS. On we go with the bash-a-thon shall we. The trafficy-ness of CT leads me to my next HUGE error with this state. Their damn speed limit on basically all of their highways is 55MPH. WTFACK? So, I have to drive through this place and move at a slower pace than any other state? Am I purposely being tortured? Then there’s the fact that it’s called CONNECTicut, it’s got connect in it’s name, which leads me to believe that it is merely a means by which all other east coasters may reach New York City.
I was willing at this point to just call it a day and say that CT sucks, but then I made my way to one of their McDonalds. This particular McDonalds was packed. I soon discovered that all the people in CT are zombies. First our order was taken by someone who was so completely miserable sounding that I feared I may have done something wrong. Fine, people who work at McDonalds probably hate it, so it’s w/e. THEN I sit down with my brother, we’re talking about whatever and it becomes glaringly obvious that we are the ONLY people in the whole establishment communicating with one another. That’s right, EVERYONE was sitting at their tables silently, the lack of conversation disgustingly obvious.
Also, 50 cent lives there. Apparently George Bush was born there. The back of the CT state quarter is a tree. Even people from there have nothing good to say about it. I generally advise you not to visit this Connecticut place. Just don’t.