Never Say No To Panda
May I present to you the greatest ad campaign I have ever seen. Why is it so great? Because it makes me like pandas. I know what you’re thinking: “You didn’t already like pandas?” No. No, I did not. Pandas are useless. They live in forests filled with bamboo and yet spend a ridiculous amount of their day searching for bamboo to eat. On top of that, they are entirely too lazy to have sex to preserve their own, critically endangered, species. Furthermore, with the exception of the panda seen in this ad campaign, they are not filled with the unbridled rage that consumes other kinds of bears. That is easily half the appeal of bears.