Frank McCourt is a Real Jerk

Not only has Frank McCourt ruined one of the most storied franchises in MLB: he did through poor math.  As this ESPN Los Angeles article shows, McCourt stole $189.16 from the team, but brilliant conjured $73 million from that from parking lot revenue and somehow found another $55 million for personal distributions.  But, all’s well … Continue reading

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Ron Artest Changes His Name to World Peace

You may have thought that the title of this post was supposed to have some sort of alternate meaning. Perhaps Ron Artest had done something overly peaceful. Maybe it was ironic and he had done something decidedly violent. The fact is, it’s pretty much as literal as you’re going to get. Ron Artest has decided … Continue reading

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Mike Brown is the 2011 Los Angeles Lakers Head Coach

The Los Angeles Lakers have a surprising brand spankin’ new head coach. While everyone and their mom knew about the whole ‘brand new coach’ thing, the ‘surprise’ part wasn’t as obvious. Their ultimate decision: Mike Brown. The former 2008-2009 NBA Coach of the Year. The Former Coach of LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers. A … Continue reading

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You Dress To Win The Game

We are so happy that Herm Edwards decided to wear capris today so we can see the swank 70s wallpaper that is Edwards’s socks.

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LeBron Throws a Curveball

In an interview with CNN, LeBron James and his manager say they believe that race was a factor in the media’s criticism of him this summer.  Maybe it was.  However, it seems more likely LeBron still doesn’t understand that he acted poorly.  He quit on his team in the middle of the playoffs.  He ripped the … Continue reading

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Contradicting Football Clichés!

Football season is approaching, and that means more nonsensical athletic chatter! Maurice Jones-Drew believes people don’t take the Jacksonville Jaguars seriously: “Message received: Everybody thinks we’re a joke,” he said. “It just keeps us going through this hot camp, keep working hard. That’s our motivation. We try to joke about it, but sometimes it’s hard … Continue reading

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Stop Blaming the Media

Rookie Dez Bryant refused to carry veteran teammate Roy Williams’ pads at the end of practice. Things like this are a staple of football and sports in general. Veterans break in the rookies, creating a right-of-passage that produces respect on both sides. At the outset, Bryant looks like a first-round pick with a big ego. … Continue reading

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Erin Andrews who?

Sara Carbonero.. Spain’s World’s Hottest Sports Reporter. Step your game up ESPN.

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