Roland Emmerich Hates History and Logic

Roland Emmerich is taking a break from making terrible action movies to make a horrible “high-brow” movie.  The movie is called Anonymous, and it’s about somebody who wrote all of Shakespeare’s plays, but is punished by losing his or her writing credits. This would be a compelling story, if it was true and/or made sense.  … Continue reading

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Box Office Barometer 2-7-11

Not many movies to see this weekend.  It’s that time of the year where studios dump their worst movies and Oscar pics slowly die  The Roommate beat out Sanctum, but only because The Roommate featured a college girl on its poster, whereas Sanctum featured a guy in scuba gear.  Besides being a Single White Female … Continue reading

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Pac-Man…the TV Show?

Pac-Man is to be adapted into a reality TV show.  “How,” you might ask?  Why, it’s going to be a Wipeout-style show, but with Pac Man.  “Oh,” you might say.  “So it’s like Winter Wipeout, but you’re calling it Pac-Man?” “Yes” should be the answer, but Merv Griffin Studios will spew out something like, “The … Continue reading

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Titanic II… wait, what?

this is real.. seriously

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